The Tyrant's Sassy Bride

I transmigrated and became the tyrant's favorite concubine, but the system assigned me the persona of an internet troll. Tyrant put his arm on my shoulder, I blurted out: 'You idiot, wake me up again and I'll scatter your ashes!' Dead silence. Hot breath tickled my neck. Terrified, I prayed: 'Valerius, please don't wake up, please don't have heard my treasonous words!'