Sweet Demolition

Upon learning my house was set for demolition, my tenant secretly transferred her Household Registration to my address. Rosalind Miller: "Either give me half of the 10 million in Relocation Compensation, or sell me the house and I might deign to be your girlfriend for three minutes." I laughed. "As you wish. One million, and we'll transfer the ownership now!" But she didn't know. A Crematorium is being built nearby. And my house is the only one not being demolished.