Her Affair, My Revenge

My wife, Raine Willow, spent one night at a hotel with her boy toy. When I cornered her, she threw a divorce agreement at me, saying, 'Let's get a divorce. Chase is my true love.' My daughter begged, 'Please, just let me and Mom go.' I froze Raine Willow's bank cards and told them, 'Go find your freedom and your true love.'