
In the middle of the night, I was browsing a news site when I saw a terrifying headline. It was an ad for a house sale. My curiosity got the better of me, and I clicked on it. [Urgent sale, someone died in the house, it's a murder house. The price is cheap, a real steal for those on a low budget. First come, first served.] I was horrified, because the house for sale... is the one I'm living in. What should I do? Someone, please save me!